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Friday, March 30, 2007
Friday Poetry - Baseball Begins

The new baseball season is about to begin.  This is the magical time f the year when even Cubs and Royals and Tampa Bay fans believe, if only a very little bit, that this might, somehow, finally be their year.  Here's an old poem by Franklin Adams about the game that is one of the few threads that connects Americans across generations, religions, races and economics. 

Where did I put that Yankees cap, anyway?

A Ballad of Baseball Burdens
   
The burden of hard hitting. Slug away
Like Honus Wagner or like Tyrus Cobb.
Else fandom shouteth: "Who said you could play?
Back to the jasper league, you minor slob!"
Swat, hit, connect, line out, goet on the job.
Else you shall feel the brunt of fandom's ire
Biff, bang it, clout it, hit it on the knob -
This is the end of every fan's desire.

The burden of good pitching. Curved or straight.
Or in or out, or haply up or down,
To puzzle him that standeth by the plate,
To lessen, so to speak, his bat-renown:
Like Christy Mathewson or Miner Brown,
So pitch that every man can but admire
And offer you the freedom of the town -
This is the end of every fan's desire.

The burden of loud cheering. O the sounds!
The tumult and the shouting from the throats
Of forty thousand at the Polo Grounds
Sitting, ay, standing sans their hats and coats.
A mighty cheer that possibly denotes
That Cub or Pirate fat is in the fire;
Or, as H. James would say, We've got their goats -
This is the end of every fan's desire.

The burden of a pennant. O the hope,
The tenuous hope, the hope that's half a fear,
The lengthy season and the boundless dope,
And the bromidic, "Wait until next year."
O dread disgrace of trailing in the rear,
O Piece of Bunting, flying high and higher
That next October it shall flutter here:
This is the end of every fan's desire.

ENVOY

Ah, Fans, let not the Quarry but the Chase
Be that to which most fondly we aspire!
For us not Stake, but Game; not Goal, but Race -

THIS is the end of every fan's desire.

Franklin P. Adams
 
 

Posted by: Jheka at March 30, 2007 14:59 | link | comments (2) |
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Comments:
#1  31 March 2007 - 14:15
 
I missed you last month when we were in NYC for a Birthday Bash weekend.

Sorry to have missed dropping You a line.
Glad to see your interest in art is enduring.

We did get to visit the Metropolitan Museum of Modern art. In addition to the 1963 Jag E type, got our picture taken next to one of my all time Fav's, ... "Broadway Boogie".

Listen, over at GPC there is an entire Thread devoted to you "Women & Guns"

Your 'ol Buddy,

Havoc
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#2  31 March 2007 - 14:17
 
Nuts, that is "Beautiful Women & Guns"

over at GCP
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